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The fringe lampshades, far too traditional to sit atop this buff-to-the-max bodied Nubianist couple, make these lamps the cherry on the kitsch de la creme plaster figurine lamp sundae. Muscles taunt, abs ripped, they look like they just came from the gym instead of serving grapes to the master. Made in the 1960’s, these were the very first items I ever bought on Ebay when it launched in 1998.

7 Responses to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Six Pack Abs Lamp”

  1. Tony

    You found the perfect wedding gift. Thanks for the Nubian couple.
    Folded arms over silkshades..Tasty
    Tony

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  2. windupkitty

    i love how the finials match the goddess’ headband jewel….that’s detail! NOt to mention the fact that the bases originate from their, uh, loins…….wow…i love these…..

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  3. Andrew Shaw

    I think she’s saying ‘Is that a lampshade on your head, or are you just pleased to see me!’

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  4. kanezona

    Yummy-delish abs on the statue-lamps! Such an important detail when making such lighting fixtures.

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