I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING VITAL
I JUST READ IN THIS SELF-HELP BOOK
I TOOK FROM THE TRASH CAN
IN THE LADIES ROOM
HOUSE OF PANCAKES
“WILL” BY G. GORDON LIDDY
MASTER OF THE WATERGATE CAPER
MY NEW GURU.
WHO WHEN HOLDING HIS HAND
OVER A LIT CANDLE SAID,
“THE TRICK IS NOT TO MIND IT.”