CHRISSY: “Oh, how they lied about this health club. Talk about false hopes. “The place to get thin and meet good looking men.” The good-looking men here are mostly looking at themselves… But I keep coming because I tell myself that I’m really keeping fit. The truth is I pig out one week and starve the next. I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again that my cellulite must have deja vu.”