TRUDY: “They are just about perfect, except for one weak spot. Their personal appearance. They look like a gelatinous mass of ribo-nucleic acid… been poured out of a Jello mold, too soon. Plus they got no eyelids. That alone would drive me up the wall. I’m talkin’ advanced. They got such a powerful electromagnetic field…just hangin’ out with them has helped my facial neuralgia. Only drawback, I got a severe case of static cling. They are so advanced, you guys are so advanced, they could be in three different places at once and still be at one with the universe.

My space chums are very careful what chemicals they put into their bodies. Or to use their term, ‘bio-container’. We were havin’ a cup of coffee, I see this strange look come over ’em. They pointed to the label on this non-dairy creamer. They said, “Trudy, this is exactly what we are made of.”