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"Zoe's First Christmas"

Little Zoe was a "surprise child". Henry and Marguerite were professed 'married singles' and had no desire to "bring their eggs to harvest", but fate had her way and this cute little chick was born. Henry and Marguerite treated her like an 'adult' from the minute she was born so as not to feel like aged 'parents'. Zoe's first Christmas presents included a roulette wheel, a full set of autographed Jacqueline Susann novels and a bagel cutter.

Merry Christmas!

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"I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas"

With the mistletoe dangling over her freshly carved Afro, Languine could think of nothing else but the super handsome Big Nate. Languine was certain that even her pooch, the elegantly groomed Fro Fro, could think of nothing else but Big Nate, who recently became the owner of the local Premium Meats outlet in a franchise expo raffle.

Merry Christmas!

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"Santa Was Especially Fond Of Bobby"

Beau Cleaver occupied the Yuletide throne at the local Pennys for thirty two years in a row. Of all the little helpers who occupied his lap, Bobby Hartwell was his favorite. Bobby's mother, Ethyl, was quite attractive and Santa Beau helped her string lights on her beautiful mobile home every Christmas after her husband left her to pursue life in a monastery. Last Christmas, little Bobby gave Santa Beau a beautiful matching key ring and pen knife. Ethyl was quite impressed when he carved the turkey with the beautiful pen knife.

Merry Christmas!

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"From Our Family To Yours"

My ex-next door neighbor, Margaret Mary Fletcher, was at her happiest when her two girls, Mandy & Misty, came home for the holidays. Margaret Mary turned the mattresses on their bunk beds and M&M leapt in as if a moment hadn't passed since they tucked copies of Playgirl under them and 'studied' for their senior year of beauty school. Lotta is presently a buyer for the world's largest appliqué boutique and Lorraine is a graphics designer in the promotion department of the prestigious Superior Sardine Company. Merry Christmas to these talented women!

Merry Christmas!