A bottle of that great 80s shampoo with the name that says it all, “Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific” Strangely, I always assumed there was an exclamation point at the end, but maybe it’s not that terrific?

What Allee has to say about this:
Easily one of my favorite product names ever! Could the people who named this not have ordered a pizza, sat around the table a half an hour longer and gone a little bit farther in their thinking?! It always astounds me as a writer when I see stuff like this. You sit there and think ‘Gee, I’m really in the mood to write a sad song’ so you title the song ‘Gee, I’m Really In The Mood To Write A Sad Song’… Like mud sticking to the wall.

I’m pretty sure this was a ’70s hair care product though and not ’80s. Jergens sold it some time ago but it’s still manufactured in the Philippines so if you want your hair to smell like a lawn for a week you can probably order it online right now.