{"id":9607,"date":"2009-12-24T11:59:32","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=9607"},"modified":"2009-12-24T11:59:32","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T18:59:32","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-inflatable-fruitcake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-inflatable-fruitcake\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Inflatable Fruitcake"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9617\" title=\"fruitcake_5187\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5187.jpg\" alt=\"fruitcake_5187\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5187.jpg 550w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5187-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/>\n<p>This is the only version of this festive holiday treat (or torture, depending on how you look at it) that I can stand having in my house. I would sooner eat this plastic version than the real thing as fruitcake is one of those things that my tongue has never adjusted to. Made by Accoutrements and billed as &#8220;the fruitcake they&#8217;ll actually want to eat&#8221;, the package includes everything you need to send the flatter-than-pancake thank-God-it&#8217;s-not-real fruitcake to those you love (or hate) this holiday season.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9615\" title=\"fruitcake_2000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_2000.jpg\" alt=\"fruitcake_2000\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_2000.jpg 338w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_2000-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9613\" title=\"fruitcake_5186\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5186.jpg\" alt=\"fruitcake_5186\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5186.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_5186-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9611\" title=\"fruitcake_0076\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0076.jpg\" alt=\"fruitcake_0076\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0076.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0076-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9609\" title=\"fruitcake_0072\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0072.jpg\" alt=\"fruitcake_0072\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0072.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/fruitcake_0072-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the only version of this festive holiday treat (or torture, depending on how you look at it) that I can stand having in my house. I would sooner eat this plastic version than the real thing as fruitcake is one of those things that my tongue has never adjusted to. Made by Accoutrements &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-inflatable-fruitcake\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165,223,87,193,585],"tags":[61,869,3245],"class_list":["post-9607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-holidays","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-toy","tag-allee-willis","tag-inflatable-fruitcake","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}