{"id":803,"date":"2009-03-23T14:09:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T21:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=803"},"modified":"2009-08-24T12:12:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T19:12:05","slug":"allees-kitsch-o-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allees-kitsch-o-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee&#8217;s Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Microphone Lighter"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-809\" title=\"mic-lighter1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mic-lighter1.jpg\" alt=\"mic-lighter1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mic-lighter1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mic-lighter1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n<p>Why would a microphone, something made to go near the mouth also include a flame? And why would the lighter be positioned so the head of the microphone insured totally muffled sound? And why would the hand model, in this case me, wear bandaids on her fingers to cover her bitten off nails? All this makes this artifact classic Kitsch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why would a microphone, something made to go near the mouth also include a flame? And why would the lighter be positioned so the head of the microphone insured totally muffled sound? And why would the hand model, in this case me, wear bandaids on her fingers to cover her bitten off nails? All this &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allees-kitsch-o-the-day\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,193,167,13,81],"tags":[61,195,3232,3245,147,149,197],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-memorabilia","category-music","category-products","tag-allee-willis","tag-allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-lighter","tag-microphone","tag-microphone-lighter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}