{"id":7987,"date":"2009-11-02T12:28:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T19:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=7987"},"modified":"2009-11-02T12:28:28","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T19:28:28","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-lawrence-welk-musical-spoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-lawrence-welk-musical-spoons\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Lawrence Welk Musical Spoons"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7991\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1026\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1026.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1026\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1026.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1026-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;\">Lawrence Welk was always too square for me except that that&#8217;s where I could continue to get my Mickey Mouse Club fix when in 1961 Mouseketeer Bobby Burgess won a dance contest to Welk&#8217;s hit, &#8220;Calcutta&#8221; (an LW record I LOVED) and became a regular on the show two years after the mouse ears left the air. Though Bobby went from being a hip kid to an excessively corny adult as soon as he hitched to Mr. Wunnerful Wunnerful wagon, I still appreciated his move as otherwise I may have missed Lawrence Welk and his jaw droppingly cheesy production numbers that became a primer in my never ending education in Kitsch. Combine that with the fact that I never learned how to play an instrument and you end up with my excitement about these musical spoons which became one of the first instruments I &#8220;played&#8221; when I started to write songs.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;\">Forget the spoons, the packaging on this is fantastic. With not an inch left uncovered, it boasts &#8220;Get on the beat!&#8221;, &#8220;Be a champion!&#8221;and &#8220;The international pastime &#8211; spooning!&#8221; Perhaps so, but not that kind of spooning.<\/div>\n<p>Lawrence Welk was always too square for me except that that&#8217;s where I could continue to get my Mickey Mouse Club fix when, in 1961, Mouseketeer Bobby Burgess won a dance contest to Welk&#8217;s hit, &#8220;Calcutta&#8221; and became a regular on the show two years after the mouse ears left the air. Though Bobby went from being a hip kid to an excessively corny adult as soon as he hitched to Mr. Wunnerful Wunnerful&#8217;s wonderful wagon, I still appreciated his move as otherwise I may have missed Lawrence Welk and his jaw droppingly cheesy production numbers that became a primer in my neverending education in Kitsch. Combine that with the fact that I never learned how to play an instrument and you end up with my excitement about these musical spoons which became one of the first instruments I &#8220;played&#8221; when I started to write songs.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7995\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1025\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1025.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1025\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1025.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1025-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n<p>Forget the spoons, the packaging on this is fantastic. With not an inch left uncovered, it boasts &#8220;Get on the beat!&#8221;, &#8220;Be a champion!&#8221;and &#8220;The international pastime &#8211; spooning!&#8221; Perhaps so, but not that kind of spooning.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7999\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1019\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1019.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1019\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1019.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1019-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons\" width=\"450\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8003\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1022\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1022.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1022\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1022.jpg 338w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1022-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8005\" title=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1023.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1023\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1023.jpg 338w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-musical-spoons_1023-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/>\n<p>Bobby Burgess went on to become Welk&#8217;s longtime accordionist, Myron Floren&#8217;s, son-in law. Here they are doing The Chicken Dance, which, according to them, is &#8220;one of the most popular dances in America&#8221; and which, according to me, &#8220;wasn&#8217;t&#8221;.<\/p>\n<a style=\"text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8007\" title=\"lawrence-welk-chicken-dance\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-chicken-dance.jpg\" alt=\"lawrence-welk-chicken-dance\" width=\"500\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-chicken-dance.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/lawrence-welk-chicken-dance-300x178.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Welk&#8217;s biggest and only Top 10 hit, &#8220;Calcutta&#8221;:<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_oZ1cP1bxx0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8009\" title=\"Lawrence-Welk--calcutta\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Lawrence-Welk-calcutta.jpg\" alt=\"Lawrence-Welk--calcutta\" width=\"500\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Lawrence-Welk-calcutta.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Lawrence-Welk-calcutta-300x178.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lawrence Welk was always too square for me except that that&#8217;s where I could continue to get my Mickey Mouse Club fix when in 1961 Mouseketeer Bobby Burgess won a dance contest to Welk&#8217;s hit, &#8220;Calcutta&#8221; (an LW record I LOVED) and became a regular on the show two years after the mouse ears left &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-lawrence-welk-musical-spoons\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[625,413,87,193,167,13,389,75],"tags":[61,3232,3245,749],"class_list":["post-7987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertising-promotion","category-celebrity","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-memorabilia","category-music","category-musical-instruments","category-songwriting","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-lawrence-welk-musical-spoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}