{"id":7449,"date":"2009-10-14T11:11:16","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T18:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=7449"},"modified":"2009-10-14T11:11:16","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T18:11:16","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-badly-translated-friend-straws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-badly-translated-friend-straws\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Badly Translated Friend Straws"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7451\" title=\"Friends-flex-straws_0599\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0599.jpg\" alt=\"Friends-flex-straws_0599\" width=\"262\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0599.jpg 262w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0599-157x300.jpg 157w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/>\n<p>The package reads &#8220;Let&#8217;s try homeparty fashionably and have a joyful chat with nice fellow.&#8221; And all it takes is a straw! For years after I co-wrote the Friends theme song I received gifts that had the word &#8216;friend&#8217; as part of their title. Without question, these Fujinami flexstraws are one of my favorites. Who could resist sucking on such sage advice?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7453\" title=\"Friends-flex-straws_0600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0600.jpg\" alt=\"Friends-flex-straws_0600\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0600.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0600-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7455\" title=\"Friends-flex-straws_0604\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0604.jpg\" alt=\"Friends-flex-straws_0604\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0604.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Friends-flex-straws_0604-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The package reads &#8220;Let&#8217;s try homeparty fashionably and have a joyful chat with nice fellow.&#8221; And all it takes is a straw! For years after I co-wrote the Friends theme song I received gifts that had the word &#8216;friend&#8217; as part of their title. Without question, these Fujinami flexstraws are one of my favorites. Who &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-badly-translated-friend-straws\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[385,191,291,87,193],"tags":[61,697,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-7449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-accessory","category-drink","category-friends-theme","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-allee-willis","tag-friend-straws","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}