{"id":6851,"date":"2009-09-25T10:55:16","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T17:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=6851"},"modified":"2010-03-03T15:28:27","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T22:28:27","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-bacon-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-bacon-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Bacon Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6855\" title=\"bacon-shoes_0477\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0477.jpg\" alt=\"bacon-shoes_0477\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0477.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0477-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n<p>Nothin&#8217; tastier in the morning then to slip on a nice pair of bacon shoes and go about your day. As someone who loves the meaty stuff, this is the perfect way to avoid all that grease and and keep your feet looking crisp and scrumptious all day. I have bacon bandages, bacon scarves, designer bacon everything, but the printing is so cheap on most of it it just looks like pink and red wavy stripes. But on these Keds it actually looks like the real thing.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6853\" title=\"bacon-shoes_0479\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0479.jpg\" alt=\"bacon-shoes_0479\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0479.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/bacon-shoes_0479-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothin&#8217; tastier in the morning then to slip on a nice pair of bacon shoes and go about your day. As someone who loves the meaty stuff, this is the perfect way to avoid all that grease and and keep your feet looking crisp and scrumptious all day. I have bacon bandages, bacon scarves, designer &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-bacon-shoes\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[225,1051,165,87,193],"tags":[61,647,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-6851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes","category-fashion","category-food","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-allee-willis","tag-bacon-shoes","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}