{"id":34045,"date":"2011-11-15T10:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=34045"},"modified":"2011-11-15T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T17:22:00","slug":"allee-willis%e2%80%99-kitsch-o%e2%80%99-the-day-%e2%80%93-disco-dancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis%e2%80%99-kitsch-o%e2%80%99-the-day-%e2%80%93-disco-dancer\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis\u2019 Kitsch O\u2019 The Day \u2013 Disco Dancer"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n

Just about as cheesy as you can get, Disco Dancer is a symphony of tragic mistakes.\u00a0From his hairdo…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…to his little Disco outfit with the lopsided shoulders…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…to the threads hanging out and plastic body parts that don’t quite fit together…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

… to his clothes that weren’t even finished before they stuffed him in the box…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

… to the fact that he has no pants. Disco Dance is sheer Kitsch perfection.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

I love his flat little hands.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Despite the fact that he’s obviously meant to move…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…and there’s a button to push to get him to do so…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

… Disco Dancer was dead on arrival, brand new out of the box. Poor little Disco Dancer. \u00a0Dispite the fact that you have your best shoes on…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…it’s time to leave the Disco and head home…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…to Japan.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just about as cheesy as you can get, Disco Dancer is a symphony of tragic mistakes.\u00a0From his hairdo… …to his little Disco outfit with the lopsided shoulders… …to the threads hanging out and plastic body parts that don’t quite fit together… … to his clothes that weren’t even finished before they stuffed him in the … read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[283,219,87,193,13,585],"tags":[61,2880,2879,2963,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-34045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dance","category-disco","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-music","category-toy","tag-allee-willis","tag-dance-toy","tag-disco-dancer","tag-disco-toy","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}