{"id":33671,"date":"2011-08-22T10:27:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T17:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=33671"},"modified":"2011-08-22T10:27:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T17:27:44","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-twinkie-the-kid-twinkie-case","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-twinkie-the-kid-twinkie-case\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Twinkie The Kid Twinkie Case"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n

If you know anything about Twinkies you know they are virtually indestructible, baked to last…and last…and last some more. Short of throwing a twinkie into a kiln, it takes an eternity for the thing to dry out, even if it’s long escaped its plastic packaging. But self sufficient or not, Twinkie The Kid is the perfect road companion for your creme filled bundle of spongy and ageless sugar fun.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

I’m not at all sure how a cowboy fits the baked goods picture, but the cowboy hat is very easy to flip up and insert the sugary log into.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Although of no practical use whatsoever other than getting caught in things and breaking off easily, I really\u00a0like The Kid’s little Pillsbury dough boy hands.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

His boots are cute too, though getting Twinkie Boy to stand up on his own, especially if he’s fully loaded, is not an easy feat.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Cases for food like this always intrigue me. I understand a case for something perishable like fruits and vegetables, like say for a banana<\/a>.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

But something as stupid looking as The Twinkie Kid could easily trick a kid into thinking the foodstuff within is fresh and therefore good for them, if not as much fun as the casing. But anyone who’s going to jam a Twinkie down their gullet doesn’t need the inducement of glimmering plastic with stupid looking body parts, even if it’s lying there lifeless with the same balancing proclivites as the Twinkie itself.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

This Twinkie The Kid showed up at my last party<\/a>.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Many guests were jealous of him:<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

The only question I have is if you love Twinkies it’s hard to stop at just one, so I wonder if there’s a Twinkie cowgirl lurking around somewhere? The Kid is on the prowl and so am I.<\/p>\n\"\"\n

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Thank you, aKitschionado Douglas Wood, for your generous contribution of one Twinkie The Kid to the Allee Willis Museum Of Kitsch @ AWMOK.com.<\/p>\n

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If you know anything about Twinkies you know they are virtually indestructible, baked to last…and last…and last some more. Short of throwing a twinkie into a kiln, it takes an eternity for the thing to dry out, even if it’s long escaped its plastic packaging. But self sufficient or not, Twinkie The Kid is the … read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1361,165,87,193,585],"tags":[61,3232,3245,2850,2851],"class_list":["post-33671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brands","category-food","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-toy","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-twinkie-case","tag-twinkie-holder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}