{"id":31378,"date":"2011-05-10T10:40:56","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T17:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=31378"},"modified":"2011-05-13T10:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T17:00:09","slug":"allee-willis%e2%80%99-kitsch-o%e2%80%99-the-day-%e2%80%93-the-miracle-dentist-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis%e2%80%99-kitsch-o%e2%80%99-the-day-%e2%80%93-the-miracle-dentist-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis\u2019 Kitsch O\u2019 The Day \u2013 Allee Willis Marches on Detroit! Part 15, The Miracle Dentist Story"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"\n

I’m not a lover of dentists. Though I have one I do love now in LA, Dr. James Formaker, I’m still feeling repercussions from a butcher in Beverly Hills who not only put me through two unnecessary surgeries, one of which he didn’t even have conscience enough to check to see if the surgeon had preformed the correct one of – which he hadn’t – and all of which cost me over $25,000 and an even more severe price of walking around with a sore mouth for the last four years. His name is happily provided upon inquiry. But I had \u00a0a tooth adventure during my trip to Detroit a few weeks ago that completely restored my faith in these people who dutifully drill in your mouth in search of decay.<\/p>\n

I had just finished giving my speech<\/a> on the rejuvenation of Detroit <\/a>at the Rust Belt to Arts Belt III<\/a> conference. We were at the reception and as I chomped down on the softest of Vietnamese spring rolls I felt something lift up in my mouth.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

No, this couldn’t be happening! I was in the midst of this intense trip<\/a>, filming it is a documentary, doing a ton of press<\/a>, with one more big performance to go<\/a>. The last thing I needed, especially after hours, was trying to find a dentist in a town where I knew none.<\/p>\n

First, Michael Poris<\/a>, called someone he knew.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

But that dentist sounded too too scary on the phone.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

He was exceedingly pessimistic that most likely nothing could be done despite the fact that I felt all I needed was a little glue.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Then, as if the Tooth Fairy was looking down on me, someone I met only minutes before overheard the ruckus and called her dentist.<\/p>\n<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\n

The difference of talking to Dr. Doom and the bright and sparkly personality of the woman on the end of Kathy Huber’s phone was night and day. So me and my entourage, Mark Blackwell<\/a>, Laura Grover<\/a> and Denise Caruso<\/a>, piled into our rented van and followed this angel of mercy to Grosse Pointe Woods…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…where Dr. Kathleen Gibney<\/a> met us with her two kids and dog in tow. First of all, how great is a dentist who’s already home cooking dinner who comes in after hours for someone who they don’t even know?? This woman deserves sainthood.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Dr. Gibney not only let everyone stay in the room with me, which went miles in terms of quieting my panic down,…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…but also let us document every single inch of the procedure.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

She didn’t care how close the camera came.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

I’m fine in almost any traumatic situation as long as a video is rolling…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…and as long as friends are along to act as dental hygienists and stick their hands in my mouth when assistance is needed.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

There wasn’t an inch of pain and Dr. Gibney preformed flawlessly.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Besides Dr. Gibney’s lively, atypical-for-a-dentist personality and excellent skills, this was the dentist office of my dreams. The colors were bright and the dental chairs were comfortable, actually a perfect match for my outfit.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

The last place I’d expect to find kitsch exuberantly displayed is in a dentist office. But here it was, Photoshoped photos of stars with toothbrushes…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

and bottles of mouthwash.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

There were oodles of excellent dentally-correct album covers, like Lou Rawls with dental floss,…<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

…and these folks with toothbrushes and toothpaste:<\/p>\n

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I especially liked this title spelled out in dental floss:<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

There were LP covers everywhere you looked.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Even the light fixtures called my name.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

As fate would have it, I had 25 pounds of candy in the back of the van that I bought for my big high school marching event<\/a> coming up on Saturday. I know that a dentist’s kids are the last people in the world I should be offering an opening up of the portals of chocolate to but it seemed like the perfect capper to a most unexpected evening of fun.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

So rather than being in tooth trauma, I was in absolute heaven. I’ve never had such a great time at a dentist office in my life.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Thank you Kathy Huber and Jeremy Martin, pictured here at my big event Saturday morning, for leading me and my molar to salvation that fateful night.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

If anyone reading this is from Detroit or surrounding areas and you’re not completely and ecstatically in love with your dentist, I don’t care how far it is to drive, a trip to Dr. Gibney’s is just what Dr. Willis orders.\u00a0I even think I’ll get my teeth cleaned in Detroit just to see her again.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not a lover of dentists. Though I have one I do love now in LA, Dr. James Formaker, I’m still feeling repercussions from a butcher in Beverly Hills who not only put me through two unnecessary surgeries, one of which he didn’t even have conscience enough to check to see if the surgeon had … read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,2562,241,87,193,1081,249,911,261],"tags":[61,3261,2679,2680,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-31378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumer-alert","category-detroit","category-health-beauty","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-medical","category-people","category-place","category-travel","tag-allee-willis","tag-detroit","tag-detroit-dentist","tag-dr-kathleen-gibney","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}