{"id":24885,"date":"2010-10-26T10:43:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T17:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=24885"},"modified":"2010-10-26T10:43:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T17:43:53","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-%e2%80%93-too-small-poodle-toilet-paper-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-%e2%80%93-too-small-poodle-toilet-paper-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day \u2013 Too Small Poodle Toilet Paper Cover"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>\n

I always love handmade crafts, especially these Knit-Wit kind of animals, usually poodles, that are more often than not made to fit over either liquor bottles or toilet paper. This one with the wayward tongue was made to fit over toilet paper but the crafter either ran out of yarn or was sneaking nips from the bottle as they only equipped the canine with a mini skirt, not enough to even pull over a full roll.<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

And here’s how she looks over a liquor bottle:<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Here she is with a roll of toilet paper fully inserted:<\/p>\n\"\"<\/a>\n

Here’s a normal size roll of toilet paper and the much used roll of toilet paper that was able to fit inside the poodle.<\/p>\n\"\"\n

Obviously, this poodle cannot efficiently to do her duty covering either of the objects she was meant to serve. All of which would be a total drag if she weren’t so damn cute. She can just sit here with her googly eyes and do a half-ass job and I still love her.<\/p>\n\"\"
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I always love handmade crafts, especially these Knit-Wit kind of animals, usually poodles, that are more often than not made to fit over either liquor bottles or toilet paper. This one with the wayward tongue was made to fit over toilet paper but the crafter either ran out of yarn or was sneaking nips from … read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[253,1187,239,87,193],"tags":[61,3232,3245,2141,2185,2139,2137],"class_list":["post-24885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-bathroom","category-crafts","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-knit-wit","tag-poodle-bottle-cover","tag-poodle-toilet","tag-poodle-toilet-paper-cover"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}