{"id":2223,"date":"2009-05-15T10:55:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T17:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=2223"},"modified":"2010-03-25T11:42:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T18:42:35","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; &#8220;Warm Cover Of Toilet Bowl&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2225\" title=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_8482\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_8482.jpg\" alt=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_8482\" width=\"457\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_8482.jpg 457w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_8482-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/>\n<p>Boasting that it&#8217;s to be &#8220;applied in modern families, hotels, various round toilet bowls&#8221;, the packaging for this &#8220;warm cover of toilet bowl&#8221;, is another spectacular example of translations gone awry. It&#8217;s&nbsp;made of &#8220;acryl&#8221; (new fiber made in China?), &#8220;imported rubber band&#8221; (wow)&nbsp;&#8220;anti-bacterium&#8221; (as opposed to the ever popular &#8220;bacterial&#8221;?), &#8220;smell proof&#8221; (thank God) and is\/are &#8220;international fashion domestic decorations, sanitary necessities&#8221;. &nbsp;I&#8217;m not quite clear of the difference between &#8220;Keep warm in winter, comfortable, heath care and sanitary&#8221; and &#8220;Use &amp; warm in winter, comfortable, heath care and sanitary&#8221; though clearly the translator felt both were worthy of a line. In case of soiling &#8220;avoid washing with bleacher&#8221; or the &#8220;high elastic nylon&#8221; will fry up faster than a polyester Disco shirt. Made in China by Shu Mei Lia, there&#8217;s no year on the package but I would say it&#8217;s timeless.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2231\" title=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_label-84832\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_label-84832.jpg\" alt=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_label-84832\" width=\"400\" height=\"133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_label-84832.jpg 400w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl_label-84832-300x99.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2235\" title=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl-text_84871\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl-text_84871.jpg\" alt=\"warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl-text_84871\" width=\"474\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl-text_84871.jpg 474w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl-text_84871-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boasting that it&#8217;s to be &#8220;applied in modern families, hotels, various round toilet bowls&#8221;, the packaging for this &#8220;warm cover of toilet bowl&#8221;, is another spectacular example of translations gone awry. It&#8217;s&nbsp;made of &#8220;acryl&#8221; (new fiber made in China?), &#8220;imported rubber band&#8221; (wow)&nbsp;&#8220;anti-bacterium&#8221; (as opposed to the ever popular &#8220;bacterial&#8221;?), &#8220;smell proof&#8221; (thank God) and &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-warm-cover-of-toilet-bowl\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[463,241,87,193,81],"tags":[61,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-2223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-translations","category-health-beauty","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-products","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}