{"id":1733,"date":"2009-04-22T11:57:11","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T18:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2009-04-22T11:59:33","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T18:59:33","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-thong-coasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-thong-coasters\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Thong Coasters"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1735\" title=\"thong-coasters_1270\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/thong-coasters_1270.jpg\" alt=\"thong-coasters_1270\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/thong-coasters_1270.jpg 550w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/thong-coasters_1270-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/>\n<p>Oftentimes, despite having been handed a coaster, drunk guests miss the mark and their glass leaves a big white circle on your favorite table reminding you to never invite them again. This miniature thong grips the drink &#8211; as all good thongs do their subjects. Glasses raise with thongs attached so happy landings and pristine tabletops are guaranteed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oftentimes, despite having been handed a coaster, drunk guests miss the mark and their glass leaves a big white circle on your favorite table reminding you to never invite them again. This miniature thong grips the drink &#8211; as all good thongs do their subjects. Glasses raise with thongs attached so happy landings and pristine &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-thong-coasters\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[225,191,87,193,81],"tags":[61,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothes","category-drink","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-products","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}