{"id":1647,"date":"2009-04-18T11:20:09","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T18:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=1647"},"modified":"2009-04-21T08:52:02","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T15:52:02","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-the-foot-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-the-foot-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; The Foot Bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1649\" title=\"foot-bottle_1126\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle_1126.jpg\" alt=\"foot-bottle_1126\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle_1126.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle_1126-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n<p>Featuring an emory board arch, this &#8220;Pampered Foot&#8221; bottle is a Kitsch lover&#8217;s molded plastic dream. The cream inside smells like feet but God knows how long it&#8217;s been coagulating inside this appendage. &nbsp;To pretty feet everywhere!<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1651\" title=\"foot-bottle-bottom_7844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle-bottom_7844.jpg\" alt=\"foot-bottle-bottom_7844\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle-bottom_7844.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/foot-bottle-bottom_7844-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Featuring an emory board arch, this &#8220;Pampered Foot&#8221; bottle is a Kitsch lover&#8217;s molded plastic dream. The cream inside smells like feet but God knows how long it&#8217;s been coagulating inside this appendage. &nbsp;To pretty feet everywhere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,87,193,81],"tags":[61,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-beauty","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-products","tag-allee-willis","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}