{"id":13583,"date":"2010-04-09T10:49:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T17:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=13583"},"modified":"2010-04-09T10:49:36","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T17:49:36","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-anthropomorphic-chalkware-pear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-anthropomorphic-chalkware-pear\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Anthropomorphic Chalkware Pear"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13593\" title=\"Anthropomorphic-pear__1734\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear__1734.jpg\" alt=\"Anthropomorphic-pear__1734\" width=\"500\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear__1734.jpg 500w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear__1734-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m assuming this happy fellow is a pear although I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s  biggest fruit and vegetable eater and he does look wayyyy too green. But  he&#8217;s too shapely to be a green pepper, too smooth to be an avocado and too leafy to be a lime so I&#8217;m  sticking with pear and hope that any of them that happen to slide down  my gullet are a little riper at point of entry.<\/p>\n<p>I love anthropomorphic anything but especially vintage chalkware fruit as  they&#8217;re always so happy. I especially love this guy because he&#8217;s so obviously homemade &#8211; lumpy, sloppily painted and bad teeth.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13595\" title=\"Anthropomorphic-pear_1737\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear_1737.jpg\" alt=\"Anthropomorphic-pear_1737\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear_1737.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Anthropomorphic-pear_1737-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m assuming this happy fellow is a pear although I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s biggest fruit and vegetable eater and he does look wayyyy too green. But he&#8217;s too shapely to be a green pepper, too smooth to be an avocado and too leafy to be a lime so I&#8217;m sticking with pear and hope that &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-anthropomorphic-chalkware-pear\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[317,239,165,87,193,1075],"tags":[61,1171,1173,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-13583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accessories","category-crafts","category-food","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","category-sculpture","tag-allee-willis","tag-anthropomorphic-pear","tag-chalkware-pear","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}