{"id":12345,"date":"2010-03-18T12:28:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T19:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/?p=12345"},"modified":"2010-03-18T12:28:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T19:28:11","slug":"allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-astroturf-purse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-astroturf-purse\/","title":{"rendered":"Allee Willis&#8217; Kitsch O&#8217; The Day &#8211; Astroturf Purse"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12349\" title=\"astroturf-purse_5830\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5830.jpg\" alt=\"astroturf-purse_5830\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5830.jpg 375w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5830-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>\n<p>The National Garden of Kitsch is landscaped with Astroturf. This petite little handbag only has enough room in it for a couple packs of grass seed but I throw my cell phones in it (I&#8217;m always losing one so there has to be at least two), two cameras (same reason) and two sets of keys (same again) and I&#8217;m ready to experience a sunny and pleasant day regardless of whatever it&#8217;s doing outside.<\/p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12347\" title=\"astroturf-purse_5831\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5831.jpg\" alt=\"astroturf-purse_5831\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5831.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5831-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12351\" title=\"astroturf-purse_5832\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5832.jpg\" alt=\"astroturf-purse_5832\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5832.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5832-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12353\" title=\"astroturf-purse_5833\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5833.jpg\" alt=\"astroturf-purse_5833\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5833.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse_5833-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12355\" title=\"astroturf-purse\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse.jpg\" alt=\"astroturf-purse\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse.jpg 450w, https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/astroturf-purse-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The National Garden of Kitsch is landscaped with Astroturf. This petite little handbag only has enough room in it for a couple packs of grass seed but I throw my cell phones in it (I&#8217;m always losing one so there has to be at least two), two cameras (same reason) and two sets of keys &hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-astroturf-purse\/\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[317,1051,87,193],"tags":[61,1091,1089,3232,3245],"class_list":["post-12345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accessories","category-fashion","category-kitsch","category-kitsch-o-the-day","tag-allee-willis","tag-astroturf-handbag","tag-astroturf-purse","tag-kitsch","tag-kitsch-o-the-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alleewillis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}