What Allee has to say about this:
I do, as a supreme purveyor of Kitsch, actually own a Hair Wiz. Though I’ve never seen the commercial for it. The pork chop sideburns on dad and the jr. pork chops on son number 1 slay me, only outdone by mom carving her flip . Though the built-in oven nestled in the fake brick, avacado and pee yellow kitchen at :14 almost stole the show for me.

If you don’t own a Hair Wiz a Flowbee Hair Cutting System is the next best thing.