What’s up with the stagecoach? And don’t even get me started on the “poetry.”

What Allee has to say about this:
Insanely jealous of these as you might guess! Do you know what year they’re from? I’ve stopped mid trip and eaten in the coffee shop so many times but have never seen these. If I had, there would’ve been a dip in their inventory.

The rhyme scheme is absolutely dreadful which, of course, kicks it way high up on the ladder of Kitsch. Gianni Zavala must have had too much to drink in one of the jungle or cave rooms in order to even come up with this. Not only does it not rhyme, the meter changes from line to line. I was seasick by the end of reading it.

As far as the stage coach goes, they must’ve just come across some clip art as so little of the entire joint has anything to do with Western or early America anything.

How many of these you have?