Lovin’ “More Healthy More Beauty” Soft Skin Towel
From the collection of: Allee Willis

I love this packaging so much that if I ever chose to actually use this thing I’d scrub myself with the plastic on. The Photoshoped suds with the totally artificial drip pattern, the Disco-y lettering of Lovin’, the pink of the towel against the bleached pink of the skin – all kwintessential Kitsch aspects of this “More Healthy More Beauty” body scrubber.

The translations on the back, though not as off as I Lovin them to be, still suffer from bad punktuation, grammar and spelling. For example, the towel helps “bad circularion”.

The mesh towel inside looks pretty rough – I don’t dare ruin the packaging to confirm – altho not of the strength of a loofah which it’s clearly patterned after.

I also love the simplicity of the directions: “To avoid soap suds from rinsing away, keep Lovin’ towel away from the direct flow of water.” Anyone who doesn’t know that before they use the towel doesn’t deserve to be scrubbin’ with the Lovin’ in the first place.