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What Allee has to say about this:
What the hell IS this thing?! I’m not sure if my eyes are playing tricks on me as I try to see clearly through the plastic but is that fake hair AND a Scrunchie type hairband thing with miniature pearls? if this thing, in fact, includes hair what the hell size head does it fit on? Doesn’t even look big enough for my cat. I think my favorite thing about this is the model’s undersized head and the vast amount of space, big enough for another head, there is between her left eye and ear.

Needless to say, I am now obsessed with Starring Me. I don’t even need to deal with the insanity of the product because the name alone scales the height of Mt. Kitschrest. Is there anything else in the Starring Me line or is it only this hair/Scrunchie thing? And is it Scrunchie or Scrungie? I thankfully never had the kind of hair that could accommodate such a device.

Ahhh, I just now saw that the package says “over 17″ long”. Have you ever opened it up to touch the hair? I hope it didn’t cut your fingers.

And what’s that horizontal pink thing to the right above her head? A barrette? You mean you get a barette AND a Scrunchie/Scrungie?!