When you lift up his furry face, his naked body is exposed!

What Allee has to say about this:
I think I’ve seen one of these before and now looking at this I’m sick I didn’t buy it. What the hell was going on in this designer’s head during the self-induced psychedelic, hallucinogenic, religious epiphany moment he conceived of this?!

In addition to the confused body parts you’ve already pointed out I love the six pack abs that look more like rows of teeth.

I’m so glad when I push my hair off my face that this isn’t what I find.