I was attending Jim and Carroll Lauderbeck's annual May Day picnic in the park bordering the Beltway when these two handsome fellas appeared out of nowhere and took up residence at the host's Meat Of All Nations table. I would have taken the pooches home but I could not seduce them away from the Italian sausage, US weiners and other meats from exotic nations. I wish the canines well in their travels and hope they feast well every day of the year.