I have found the delightful city of Los Angeles, California to be sturdily built as evidenced by the fact that I still remained standing after a 5.2 shaker shook my beautiful Holiday Inn pie-shaped room like a squish toy. The toilet bowl cracked slightly but I was checking out that day so any health hazard was no business of mine. I took wonderful slides from my third floor window and relive my time in Tinsel Town as often as Aunt Peggy can stand to load the old projector and whip up a plate of sardine roll-ups.